Cousin Mel : All you have to do is .
Grandpa Spankenheimer : Sing? Cousin Mel : No.
Grandpa Spankenheimer : Fine. Cousin Mel : So .
Grandpa Spankenheimer : I'd rather sing. Cousin Mel : You're a fruitcake! Grandma Spankenheimer : We make enough money. Cousin Mel : Enough?
Enough is never enough. Cousin Mel : In case you haven't noticed, Frank, your son suffers a dreaded affliction. Frank Spankenheimer : What affliction? Cousin Mel : The Santa-Claus-is-real syndrome.
He shows all the s. Making lists to Santa, checking them twice, good behavior, falling asleep before midnight, I figure he gets it from his grandmother.
Jake Spankenheimer : You saw it, didn't you, Grandpa? Grandpa Spankenheimer : I'm sorry, did you say something?
I was too busy watching Grandma get hit by Santa's sleigh. What a sight, sleigh comes out of nowhere, Grandma takes a header into the snowbank, sleigh vanishes, like the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Cousin Mel : And that's what's known as an advanced case of Santa-Claus-is-real syndrome. In. Showing all 6 items. Jump to: Photos 1 Quotes 5.
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